LOTR meme: five races
"Since they were to come in the days of the power of Melkor, Aulë made the dwarves strong to endure. Therefore they are stone-hard, stubborn, fast in friendship and in enmity, and they suffer toil and hunger and hurt of body more hardily than all other speaking peoples; and they live long, far beyond the span of Men, yet not forever.”(✖)
GUYS I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
That is so adorable.
Yeah well that fedora ain’t exactly doing it for me either
Not over 9000…wow
Just got shut down by teenage Freddy Krueger.
Is that what defensive omnivores think happens in a slaughter house?
well, it is pretty close. the pigs are lifted onto a conveyor belt that gently squeezes them so they are calm, at the end of the conveyor belt there’s a quick zap to end brain function and then the knife. I’ve stood in the slaughterhouse and watched in happen to hundreds and hundreds of pigs.
"Fantasy can’t have—"
Your point became invalid the moment you said ‘fantasy’.
Fantasy shouldn’t have internet and phone companies that don’t call you once a month and try to upsell you on services you don’t need. Because I’m willing to believe in dragons, but there are some things that are just too far a stretch of the imagination.
Yo let me tell you kids something tho
I’ve been playing this game for 7 or 8 years now, belf and nelf lore is basically my specialty because I play those two races almost exclusively. I’ve spent hours on top of hours reading every ounce of lore for both races that I could find….
Reblogging for chodemasters. But seriously, I agree here. No reason for it not to be an option.
How is that? A friend gave me a spare beta key just this morning. Kinda can’t wait to get home and play it now.