All the Little Scary Things

LOTR meme:  five races 
 Dwarves[04/05]  

"Since they were to come in the days of the power of Melkor, Aulë made the dwarves strong to endure. Therefore they are stone-hard, stubborn, fast in friendship and in enmity, and they suffer toil and hunger and hurt of body more hardily than all other speaking peoples; and they live long, far beyond the span of Men, yet not forever.”(✖)

LOTR meme:  five races

Dwarves[04/05]  

"Since they were to come in the days of the power of Melkor, Aulë made the dwarves strong to endure. Therefore they are stone-hard, stubborn, fast in friendship and in enmity, and they suffer toil and hunger and hurt of body more hardily than all other speaking peoples; and they live long, far beyond the span of Men, yet not forever.”()

After Clocking Out and a Customer Tries to Ask For Shit

angrycashierchick:

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Every time!

katerspie:

erstwhilegirl:

natellite:

ladyofthelog:

clawfoottub:

theacheofmodernism:

GUYS I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

That is so adorable.

TOO SOON

lole

oh no

HAHAHAHAHA. 

Sweet Jesus

katerspie:

erstwhilegirl:

natellite:

ladyofthelog:

clawfoottub:

theacheofmodernism:

GUYS I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

That is so adorable.

TOO SOON

lole

oh no

HAHAHAHAHA. 

Sweet Jesus

thetallblacknerd:

bestofkimkhollywood:

Yeah well that fedora ain’t exactly doing it for me either

Not over 9000…wow

Just got shut down by teenage Freddy Krueger.

thetallblacknerd:

bestofkimkhollywood:

Yeah well that fedora ain’t exactly doing it for me either

Not over 9000…wow

Just got shut down by teenage Freddy Krueger.

princexxhandgrenade:

legendofjulia:

Is that what defensive omnivores think happens in a slaughter house?

well, it is pretty close. the pigs are lifted onto a conveyor belt that gently squeezes them so they are calm, at the end of the conveyor belt there’s a quick zap to end brain function and then the knife. I’ve stood in the slaughterhouse and watched in happen to hundreds and hundreds of pigs.

princexxhandgrenade:

legendofjulia:

Is that what defensive omnivores think happens in a slaughter house?

well, it is pretty close. the pigs are lifted onto a conveyor belt that gently squeezes them so they are calm, at the end of the conveyor belt there’s a quick zap to end brain function and then the knife. I’ve stood in the slaughterhouse and watched in happen to hundreds and hundreds of pigs.

shithowdy:

"Fantasy can’t have—"

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Your point became invalid the moment you said ‘fantasy’.

Fantasy shouldn’t have internet and phone companies that don’t call you once a month and try to upsell you on services you don’t need. Because I’m willing to believe in dragons, but there are some things that are just too far a stretch of the imagination.

kokiron:

Yo let me tell you kids something tho

I’ve been playing this game for 7 or 8 years now, belf and nelf lore is basically my specialty because I play those two races almost exclusively. I’ve spent hours on top of hours reading every ounce of lore for both races that I could find….

Reblogging for chodemasters. But seriously, I agree here. No reason for it not to be an option.

thetallblacknerd:

Leave work
Go lift
Play Destiny

How is that? A friend gave me a spare beta key just this morning. Kinda can’t wait to get home and play it now.

Just a Retail Thing

When I’m at work and trying to finish a shipment, and a group of kids are standing right where I need to get, and have been standing there for like 10 minutes.

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